1. Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine.
Don’t disturb me now, I can see the answers
‘Till this evening is this morning, life is fine.
2. Always hoped that I’d be an apostle.
Knew that I would make it if I tried.
Then when we retire, we can write the Gospels,
So they’ll still talk about us when we’ve died.
